my bloody valentine

blix, lucario, yoshi: *sigh*
noct: lemme guess...noone to be with on valenines day?
blix, lucario, yoshi: *nods*
noct: dont worry youll find someone soon
*female lucario passes by*
lucario: excuse me *goes to female lucario*
noct: go get em lucario
*female yoshi passes by*
yoshi: ill be right back *goes to female yoshi04
noct: thats the spirit yoshi
*female human passes by*
blix: see ya noct *goes to female human*
noct: gives me time to get ready for my date *gets bowtie*
*at where blix and F.human are*
blix: hey
F.human: hey *gets out silver frammed mirror*
blix: yup i got nothin
F.human: *fixing hair in mirror* how old are you?
blix: 16...17 next month
F.human: oh my god...im 16! can you hold my mirror?
blix: sure *holds mirror and it starts to burn blix* hey is this silver?
F.human: yeah why?
blix: cant hold silver, im a lycan, lycans cant touch silver or they burn
F.human: oh your a lycan *takes mirror* what's your name?
blix: blix yours?
F.human: ashley
blix: good good....so are you avalible tonight for i dunno a movie, dinner, dancing?
ashley: *giggles* yeah at 9
blix: nice....so let me get adress and ill meet you in your place later
ashley *gives him addres and leaves*
blix: *smirks* still got it
*later at 8:50 at blix's place*
blix: *in a tuxedo* so whats your dates names?
lucario: *has a bowtie* veronica
yoshi: olga....shes russian
blix: nice...well we better go our dates are about to start
yoshi: *flies off*
lucario: *teleports out*
blix: *gets in his car and drives out*
*at lucario's date*
veronica: *waiting patiently*
lucario: *teleports in*
veronica: i thought you wouldnt make it *smirks* now we can have fun
lucario: right fun
veronica: *cuffs lucario's paws together*
lucario: *nervous chuckle* whats going on?
veronica: *pulls out bloody butcher knife* fun
lucario: bye! *tries to teleport but fails* what the?
veronica: the cuffs are special....now you cant escape from the fun
lucario: *runs and inds a closet and breaks down the door*
*there are a bunch of severed heads in the closet*
lucario: oh god
veronica: *psycho laugh running to lucario*
lucario: *runs out the front door*
*at blixs date*
blix: *using breath spray*
ashley: *holding holywater and throws it at blix*
blix: ummmm.....why?
ashley: i thought that would hurt you lycans when you were hit with holywater
blix: you play too much castlevania
ashley: funny lycan...shame i have to kill you *pulls out a pistol*
blix: oh fuck *runs*
ashley: *shooting blix and goes into a closet*
blix: *peeking over to see ashley*
ashley: *comes out with an SMG*
blix: shit i had to find something *looks around and finds golf clubs*
ashley: come out lycan so i can kill you
blix: *throws a golf club at asley and runs out to his car*
ashley: *gets hit in head with golf club* ow!...you cant escape lycan!
blix: *starts car and car explodes*
ashley: *laughs*
blix: *gets out of car and puts self out*
ashley: how are you still alive?
blix: rapid regeneration bitch!
ashley: *shoots at blix*
blix: *runs*
*later at an intersection*
lucario: *running*
blix: *runs into lucario*
lucario: ow!...blix!
blix: my dates a lycan hunter!
lucario: my date is...slightly more...psycho than you are!
yoshi: *flies in* hey guys is it a good idea to call a girl fat?
blix and lucario: that the stupidest thing you can say
yoshi: so that explains that *points up*
olga: *yelling russian insults at them flying around*
blix: right
lucario: blix theres your lycan hunter girlfriend
ashley: *reloading her gun*
blix: and theres psycho bitch!
veronica: *sharpening the butcher knife*
yoshi: *grabs blix and lucario and flies off*
*at blix's place*
blix: you think they know where we are?
yoshi: doubt it
lucario: thats fine now can you get these cuffs off me i cant use aura with these for some reason
blix: *goes into armory and comes out with a shotgun and blasts the cuffs off*
lucario: *feels wrists* thanks
ashley: *kicks down door*
blix: *shoots ashley* oh shit!
*shotgun blast stops right before it hits ashley*
blix: the fuck?
veronica: *psycho laugh*
lucario: *gulps*
olga: *points to yoshi* i will kill you for calling me fat!
yoshi: *hides behind lucario*
blix: guys it looks like we have to retaliate
lucario: no way my mom taught me not to hit girls
veronica: *throws butcher knife at lucario*
lucario: *has butcher knife in chest* shes dead
blix: *loads shotgun* lets go
*one bloody awesome fight later*
blix: *pulling silver bullets out of his body* pain!
lucario: *dumps the dead girls bodies in trash*
yoshi: *cleans up the blood from the floor*
noct: *comes in* hey guys...what the fuck happened here?
blix: our dates...speaking of...howd yours go?
noct: ..........i got stood up
blix, lucario, yoshi: *laughing thier asses off*
*veronica comes out of dumpster only half of her body, psycho laughing*
--end--