:3blix: *working on weaponry*tanis: *pulling on lucarios ears*lucario: *eye twitch*yoshi: well im off to sell perfume to vamps...they are suckers for these kinds of thingsblix: *giggles* suckersyoshi: well cya *leaves**phone rings*blix: *answers* hello?lieutenant: hey blix. could you please watch over the kids? i have to go to the hospital because the triplets are coming earlyblix: yes ill be on my way lieutenant. i am going to bring your adoptive son tanis, since yoshi is pretty much busy selling stinky perfume *hangs up*tanis: we go to mommys place?blix: saddle up tanis we gotta rushtanis: kayblix: *gets on tanis's back*tanis: *flys through the ceiling*blix: *bleeding head* TANIS!tanis: sorry uncle blix *continues flying*lucario: ok theyre gone PARTY TIME!*a bunch of lucarios come in and parties like no tommorro*later*blix: *comes in with a dress*yoshi: *comes in with a heavy scent of perfume*tanis: *comes in* :3lucario: *has a lampshade on his head* soooo many q
explinationjade: alex imma brb ill put on one of my friends to talk k?me: kstacy: (the succubus) OMG hi <3me: hi?stacy: so youre alex right?me: yupstacy: my names stacyme: nicestacy: so youre jades bf?me: yes :3stacy: *kisses*me: wtf? back offstacy: oh cmonme: no way im an honest manstacy: you dont need jademe: lies! i dont need you thats what i dont needstacy: you know you want me <3me: no i dont :Istacy: <3me: :3)*later*me: jade change your passwordjade: why?me: just do it! its important that you do sojade: ok if its important *changes her password**after my brother tells her that stacy hacked her account*jade: stacys deadme: goodjade: uh oh *logs out*me: the fuckstacy: *logs in as jade again*me: jade what happened?stacy: im not jademe: stacy?!stacy: YOU TOLD HER DIDNT YOU!me: nostacy: you want me to delete her account dont youme: no!stacy: aww well then now be a good bf >:3my brother: *talking* she really wants youme: *talking* yeah but too bad.
tanis: sleep explosionsit was a regular midnight in lietnenants household. lieutenant sang her kids jade trevor aura and jim to sleep. tanis was wide awake and hiding so lieutenant cant put him to sleep. lieutenent noticed tanis was missing so she called for him. tanis didnt answer but fled out the door. lieutenent saw tanis and ran after him locking the door behind her. at blixs place blix was working with chemicals for an experiment. tanis bursted in and yelled "i need to hide!". blix mixed the wrong chemicals when tanis yelled and the chemicals blew up in blixs face. "why do you need to hide" blix said, his face black from the burning in the explosion. "my mommy wants me to go to sleep but i dont wanna" tanis said. "well its midnight and you should listen to your mom speacking off where is she?" blix asked. just then lieutenant came in and said "right here...tanis you need some sleep now lets go home". tanis waved his arm in the air and yelled "NEVER!" and pressed a button that made blixs house go into se
pokemon story for sommer*top of mountain*lucario: *meditating*mew: hey lulu!lucario: *sigh* why must you call me thatmew: cuz its fun :3lucario: *eyetwitches* really now?mew: yup :3 how do you get up here anyway?lucario i can A) teleport and B) i can climb mountains no problommew: ohlucario: now what do you wantmew: riri's waiting for us we should golucario: fine *teleports away*mew: but i didnt say where he was ._.--end--
LandV: the vamps*small transilvanian village 10 am**the vampire group that killed blix comes in*vamp that killed blix: we have succesfully killed another lycanone of the villagers: wheres the body...we dont know you killed it if bodys not herevamp that killed blix: *looks at other vampires* you guys have the body dont you?the vampires: *all shakes heads*vamp that killed blix: *facepalm*villager: if that lycan is revived on a full moon you know what that could meanvamp:it could mean its a problom or the king could make it a hell hound like the othersvillager: then you better hope it doesnt become a problomvamp: i wontvillager: and be carefull charles...you may know the lycans weakness but they can still overpower youcharles(vamp): i will....men lets find that lycanthe vampires: *salute turn into bat anthros and fly off*charles: *does the same**later 11 am*village elder: wheres trina, i need her for somethingvillager: shes still mourning her exiled lovervillage elder: i see...bring her