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narrator: blix is now a combat mechanic!
blix: wooo nice....whats that mean?
narrator: means we chop off your arm and replace it with a mechanical arm
blix: not so nice
narrator: and we implant a chip into your brain
blix: oh no your not!
*after they chop off blixs arm and put a mech one in and implant the chip into his brain
blix: *bandaged head* ow my head
narrator: welll look at the bright side you can make robots at a moments notice
blix: really?! *snaps fingers and a robot is made* AWESOME!
narrator: and you can hack any machine with the brain implant
blix: *thinks and the TV channel changes*
yoshi: I WAS WATCHING THAT!
narrator: and the downside is youre useless in an EMP event
*power goes out*
yoshi: now what?!
blix: *mech arm doesnt work* i dunno *checks outside*
narrator: lucario can now use his aura to make blades!
lucario: *makes blades out of aura* nice
narrator: he also gets this cool armor thingy for
blixs 4th of july*blixs place*
blix: are you guys ready for the coolest 4th of july yet!?
lucario: last year you blew up an entire block..dont overdo it this time
yoshi: *kicks door in holdina shitload of fireworks* where do i put these?
blix: put those with the rest *opens back door and shows yoshi a pile of fireworks that is as tall as the house*
lucario: please tell me youre joking
blix: if i was joking would i be doing it?
riolu: *comes out of lucarios room with an uncle sam hat on* whens the fireworks!? 8D
blix: i think it needs a little more fireworks
yoshi: ill go get some more *leaves*
*later that night*
yoshi: can i light it can i can i!?
blix: sure yoshi
lucario: hopefully you dont blow up anything important
yoshi: *lights the fireworks*
*the fireworks all go up and explode making a beutiful sight and making it as bright as day*
all 4 of them: *was staring directly into it*
*the fireworks finish*
riolu: that was AWESOME!
lucario: that was cool ill
blizs start"well got my ammo and armor ready, time to hunt a great jaggi" bliz said. bliz was a hunter who came from a new land and came to mooga island to help with put figure out the reason for the frequent earthquakes. bliz had on leather armor and was ready to take on the great jaggi with his light bowgun. bliz left his little hut and went over to the guild lady and said "wheres the great jaggi quest im just waiting to make armor out of it". "well bliz we ave the quest here, and look theres a special subquest just for you" the guild lady said handing bliz the quest paper. bliz read the subquest and said "carnivore egg...sure thing" and went into mooga forest with a smirk on his face. he first went after the egg, after reaching area 3 a melinx ambushed him from behind and stole his fire ammo. "HEY YOU GIVE THOSE BACK!" bliz yeled and chased after the melinx. the melinx laughed and tripped and dropped the ammo he stole. bliz caught up with the melinx and pointed the bowgun at him and said " gim
lucarios child*in the alps*
*lucario sences something approching*
lucario: *makes an aura sphere and points it in direction of the approacher*
*a riolu comes out from behind a tree*
lucario: *gets rid of the aura shpere* what do you want?
riolu: are you my daddy?
lucario: no kid im not...where you from?
riolu: i dont remember...i dont even know where my daddy is
lucario: well i doubt hes here now go away
riolu: *leaves crying*
lucario: *in mind* dont say anything dont say anything *out loud* wait kid
riolu: *turns around* huh?
lucario: ill take care of ya kid
riolu: *takle hugs lucario* daddy!
lucario: *sighs* dont call me that
*meanwhile at blixs place*
lieutenant: *holding tanis in arms*
tanis: *newborn yoshi*
yoshi: well lucario knows nothin bout having kids
lucario: *teleports in with riolu* say nothing
riolu: *clung onto lucarios head*
tanis: *fell asleep*
*a resonable amount of time later in lieutenants house*
blix: *is an out of control lycan sleeping on
why the fuck would i do this*lieutenants house*
yoshi: *raiding fridge*
lieutenant: yoshi why are you raiding our fridge?
yoshi: my house is out of food
lieutenant: didnt you guys get groceries yesterday?
yoshi: i ate it all!
lieutenant: alrighty then just leave some for us
yoshi: got ya
blix: *bashes door in* lieutenant!
lieutenant: hey blix
blix: i came here to insult and demean youi!
jade and rest of kids: *go into another room*
lieutenant: *laughs* after 5 failed attempts
lieutenant: this should be good
blix: youre a lieutenant named lieutenant >:3
yoshi: O.o *runs out screaming*
*somewhere in the alps*
lucario: i sence a major butt whooping
*back to lieutenants place*
lieutenant: you have 5 seconds to run
blix: pfffft like im scared of you
lieutenant: *punches blix and he vomits out his organs*
blix: *regenerates his organs* ok now im slightly scared
lieutenant: *grabs blix and flies off*
*next day at juggernautINC*
workers: *laughing asses off looking at tv screen*
pokemon mystery dungeon: dimen*blixs place*
blix: *reading a book*
yoshi: *playing paddleball*
lucario: *working on device*
blix: *turns page* the fuck is that thing lucario?
lucario: *holds up a gantlet-like device* its gonna help me teleport in between dimensions....and its done
blix: right now how you gonna put it on?
lucario: you just slide it on like a glove on and.....*notices his hand spike will get in the way* DAMMIT BLIX! *starts talking device apart*
blix: *laughs and turns page in his book*
lucario: *finished device* done
blix: how you gonna put it on now?
lucario: its a clip on *opens device and puts it on his wrist*
blix: good have fun
lucario: *teleports out*
*three weeks later*
lucario: *teleports in* anyone miss me?
yoshi: *covered in cobwebs still playing paddleball*
blix: *sleeping on couch with book on his face*
lucario: guess not...well im going back cya guys *teleports out*
*three more weeks later*
yoshi: *covered in more cobwebs playing paddleball*
lucario: *teleports back* anyone miss
LandV: blix now knows*helicopter in middle of nowhere 12 midnight*
noct: lucario you sure yoshi is this way
lucario: yeah hes this way
noct: i hope we get to yoshi before he gets killed
lucario: well i can sence that hes struggling with another lifeform
noct: then we better hurry, YO PILOT HURRY UP THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH WE TALKING ABOUT
pilot: *flips noct off*
noct: whats with everyone flipping me off?
yoshi: *pulling last silver bullet out of blixs arm* BLIX HOLD STILL!
yoshi: *pulls bullet out* there all done
blix: *moves around arm*
yoshi: i cant belive youre the same guy lucario killed the first time
blix: *light growl*
yoshi: dont look at me like that we didnt know you were blix
blix: *hears helicopter blades looking into sky*
yoshi: *does the same*
lucario: *teleports in pointing an aura shpere at blix* yoshi were here
blix: *growling at lucario*
yoshi: lucario wait you hit blix hell retaliate
lucario: he was gonna kill you if i didnt get here
yoshi: we just faced
L and V: the lycans night*barnyard 200 miles away from blixs place 12 noon*
blix: ill go check wit the folks in the house over there you make us some beds alright?
yoshi: right.....theres no way that out of control lycan will get us
blix: right....i wonder how you lose control of your wolf form anyway *leaves*
yoshi: *makes the beds out of straw* something tells me those people are gonna die tonight
*in the house*
old woman: of course you can stay in the barn
old man: i just hope you can pay us for your stay *glaring at blix*
blix: *takes out his wallet* uuuuuuhh....i have 25 dollars on me *takes out 25 dollars*
old man: *snatches the money* deal!
old woman: excuse him hes a bit of a stingy person
blix: its alright by me...ill go get settled in in the barn *leaves*
*juggernaughtINC. 12:07 pm*
noct and lucario: *comes in*
secratary lady: oh hey eve wants to see you two in the interogation room pronto
lucario: whos she interogating?
secratary lady: i dont know but its someone important eve says
noct: lets go the
SolaceShe never slept well in the dark,
not without the children of the sun and moon
to guide her weary lids home.
Guided by the aftermath, she was always two steps behind.
What did the world look like to the girl who had been through it all?
Braved the heaviest of storms,
yet skipping over cracks in the pavement.
They said her eyes were the wisps of clouds before the storm.
To him they were reflections of pages overlooked.
She said it was like she lived the life of someone she had never met.
Laid out to dry, yesterdays news.
He knew her as the girl who was built to never collapse.
He wished he was too.
He loved her more than words could say, and yet her pain was such,
that at times, he feared she wouldn’t make it.
But on nights like these, even when it threatened to consume her,
he became convinced that somehow she would.
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