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why the fuck would i do this

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*lieutenants house*
yoshi: *raiding fridge*
lieutenant: yoshi why are you raiding our fridge?
yoshi: my house is out of food
lieutenant: didnt you guys get groceries yesterday?
yoshi: i ate it all!
lieutenant: alrighty then just leave some for us
yoshi: got ya
blix: *bashes door in* lieutenant!
lieutenant: hey blix
blix: i came here to insult and demean youi!
jade and rest of kids: *go into another room*
lieutenant: *laughs* after 5 failed attempts
blix: yes!
lieutenant: this should be good
blix: youre a lieutenant named lieutenant >:3
lieutenant: ...
yoshi: O.o *runs out screaming*
*somewhere in the alps*
lucario: i sence a major butt whooping
*back to lieutenants place*
blix: >:3
lieutenant: you have 5 seconds to run
blix: pfffft like im scared of you
lieutenant: *punches blix and he vomits out his organs*
blix: *regenerates his organs* ok now im slightly scared
lieutenant: *grabs blix and flies off*
*next day at juggernautINC*
workers: *laughing asses off looking at tv screen*
blix: *comes in*
workers: *start laughing at blix*
blix: whats goin on? *looks at tv screen* oh no
*the screen shows pics of blix in lieutenants wedding dress*
blix: *embarrassed walks out*
*at lieutenants place*
lieutenant: *cooking*
blix: *breaks in* WHAT POSSESED YOU TO DO THAT!?
lieutenant: i have no idea what youre talking about
blix: as if hanging me by my underwear on the eiffel tower wasnt enough you show the people at juggernaut the pics of me when you were giving birth to the triplets!
lieutenant: you mean the ones of you in the dress?
blix: those pics
lieutenant: well you shouldnt have said that yesterday
blix: well are we even?
lieutenant: no *punches blix and he vomits his organs again* now were even
blix: ugh
yoshi and tanis: *come up to audience*
yoshi: what you saw here was blix being an idiot
tanis: yeah the mistake he made here was saying that insulting thing to my mom
yoshi: so the mmoral of this story is....dont ever make fun of lieutenants name
tanis: she will kill you
yoshi: she will horrify you
tanis: if she cant kill you shell make your life hell
yoshi: she will hang you by your underwear at the eiffel tower
tanis: i think they get the point
yoshi: yes....BURN THE AUDIENCE! *starts burning the audience*
tanis: *same*
yoshi: *breaks camra*
--end--
i got bored x3
lieutenant and her kids: :iconnoodlecutie123:
rest: meeee
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spelling error: on the last line,yoshi: *breaks camra* there suppose to be an E in camera, please fix it alex, please don't hurt me.